"Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us."'Just get a job?' Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!" (3x07).See that door right there? The one marked 'pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?" (3x06) Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!" (2x07) "Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man.
Like the rest of the gang, Charlie is an alcoholic.Ĭharlie is illiterate, not being able to read well, or write things correctly.Īs the janitor of Paddy's Pub, Charlie's job consists of cleaning toilets, killing rats, and making sure the bar is up to code when the health inspector comes. Some nights, they play a game called "Night Crawlers," an imagination-based game. The two men share a bed and eat cat food in order to fall asleep. He lives in squalor in a one-room apartment with Frank Reynolds, the man Charlie believes could be his father, despite Frank's denials. Charlie thinks himself to be a hopeless romantic for a woman he and his friends know only as "The Waitress," but he stalks her to extreme measures and she does not reciprocate the feelings. He was originally one of the owners, but sold off his shares to his friends.
I lost your number! I as out of town! You had a penis? You, I don't know what that thing was!